Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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