i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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