You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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