in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
worst night to have a conscience
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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