Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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