thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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