i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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