i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
