I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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