he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Congratulations! We have a period
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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