just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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