was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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