I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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