How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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