just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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