then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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