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Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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