I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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