Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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