yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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