The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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