...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
