Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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