the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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