Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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