the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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