I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
