I'm jealous of your bromance
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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