what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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