i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
