we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
