Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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