Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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