My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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