im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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