So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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