But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we made out on top of his cat.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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