I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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