fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how can u be prego again
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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