Dual....:-)
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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