i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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