I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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