We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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