Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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