butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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