Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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