Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
there was a trapeze. enough said
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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