i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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