a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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