Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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