Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
