i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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