he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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