Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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