i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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