it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dick very happy bro
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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