there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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