I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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