we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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